I AM STARTING A NEW PROJECT.

And I’m scared.

Hello dear readers.

You’ve gone and fucked me up.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

You’ve made me…. (Chokes back vomit)… believe in myself. (Vomits down t shirt and cries.)

(Ps. Someone on the internet described looking at their phone while shitting, and then unexpectedly crying at an emotional video, as… SHRYING… and I will never be the same again.)

Sorry, back …