How I became an actress by accident.

A truly insane story.

I asked the internet to choose which of my next three essays should come first.

The options were, “Becoming less of a twat on the internet.” “The complexities of discovering deep fake porn made of me.” or “The unhinged tale of my becoming an actor.”

The majority chose the third as the first offering. The others will follow soon.

This is supposed to be a…